The Greatest Story Ever Told (or history in a sentence)

Hydrogen is an odorless colorless gas which, given enough time, turns into people

A good poster for: Physicists and Scientists

A bad poster for: Creationists

Based on a quote by Edward R Harrison, found here.

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16 Comments

  1. lo0ping0 wrote:

    Yes, it was a reddit quote. Unfortunately, its not entirely accurate in its hint of destiny. We are immeasurably fortunate to have turned up; as Stephen Jay Gould says, turning the clock back again would very likely NOT yield humans.

  2. Would it still yield cats?

  3. Richard wrote:

    I understand the sentiment, but there is a problem with the logic. Saying that hydrogen will turn into people is like looking at a winning lottery ticket and saying that anytime new numbers fall out of the lottery drum this ticket will win again and again.

  4. KT Roughneck wrote:

    Thanks for that, Captain Buzzkill.

  5. Omar wrote:

    Yes, what of the cats?

  6. tamtrible wrote:

    I think it depends on your definition of "people". I suspect, if you rewound the clock, you probably wouldn't get Homo sapiens again (without divine guidance, at least). But I suspect, given enough time, you *would* get people again, if you define "person" as "self-aware intelligent being" or somesuch instead of "Member of the species Homo sapiens".

  7. Daniel wrote:

    I think "something" would emerge, that would imaging the above stated qoute. (Ah, yes – years later someone would post it in somtehing like the internet, and something else would draw a picture about it. And something would comment that picture, that …. )

  8. Mark wrote:

    Ok. People are a maybe. As for cats?

  9. evil-otto wrote:

    I see that hydrogen looks a lot like His Noodly Goodness.

  10. DD wrote:

    It says "given enough time." If you give hydrogen an infinite amount of time it will turn into everything possible.

  11. Sy wrote:

    @ lo0ping0

    Erm nooooooooooooooooo.

    1. Destiny exists in thoughtless processes, so the earth and life will be present again.

    2. We are not aware of this change, so if this universe were to be replayed it will probably go as it did before.

  12. David Beecher wrote:

    Seriously….doesnt' anybody care about the cats?

  13. Reed wrote:

    I'm a creationist, and I think your poster is awesome!

  14. Adam wrote:

    @Sy

    The most accurate branch of physics we have, quantum mechanics, VERY strongly supports the notion that "destiny" does not exist. Many macroscopic things are the result of random microscopic interactions. In other words, we VERY probably wouldn't get the same thing if we started the universe again

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